makeupandprofanity: When people ask me how I “became a feminist:” Basically it’s like Tyra Mail that Luna from Sailor Moon brings you and you open it and glitter and arm pit hair falls out and then you read the message and it says “MISANDRY 2012,” and then your first vibrator appears under your pillow.
Hey asshole neighbours! So, we’ve noticed that you feel the need to blast dubstep and techno through our multiplex every Tuesday and Sunday night. It’s cool, but just know, every time I hear a bass drop I will be turning up the volume on the most abrasive post-hardcore or black metal playlist I can muster, with my speakers strategically placed against our shared wall. Our tastes...
Nothing ever changes because everything was meant to fail.
Sometimes I’ll be with someone and they’ll start nonchalantly showing me...– I WANT ALL THE DOGS, Gaby Dunn via Thought Catalog My life
If I could do anything right now I would run
I need a cool spring to start and take me back. The weather is a better reminder than anything else.
I don’t mind if we take our time Cause I’m all yours if you’re all mine